Love, Matt Groening

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

- Matt Groening, Love is Hell

Christmas, Matt Groening

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

- Matt Groening

크리스마스의 진정한 의미를 잊어버렸나요? 그건 말이죠... 산타의 생일이죠.(만화 '심슨 가족'의 엉뚱한 대사)

- 매트 그로닝

Love, Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

- Matt Groening, Love is Hell