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Showing posts with label Groucho Marx. Show all posts

Food·Dieting, Groucho Marx

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) 시간은 화살처럼 빠르고, 과일파리는 바나나를 좋아한다 - 그로초 막스 Time flies ...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush from A Day at the Races (1937)

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Flo Marlowe: Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer! Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you! - Groucho Mar...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff from Horse Feathers (1932)

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Baravelli: There's a man outside with a big black moustache. Professor Wagstaff: Tell him I've got one. - Groucho Marx as Profe...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

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Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge! Ha, ha, ha. Spaulding: Well, drop in so...

Animals, Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) 개를 제외하고 책은 인간...

Entertainment·Television, Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx (1890-1...

AFI #053 Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. - Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding ...

Money, Groucho Marx

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx 돈이 있으면 하기 싫어하는 일...